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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Ronald McDonald Reincarnated as Jesus Christ

Ronald McDonald fed five-thousand

The crowded feasted on burgers and fries.

Declaring LOUDLY on the hill

"I come from the land of milkshakes and apple pies."

"Son of Ray Crock"

The mass of people waited for miracles.

Receiving no answers.

They crowned him with a hairnet.

Nailing his big shoes and white gloved hands to the Tall Golden Arches.

As Grimace wept.

They wanted a Prophet.

But he was just a Clown


Tony Moulds- dedicated to the fast food industry

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